If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 如果你亲她，那你就没有绅士风度 If you don't, you are not a man 可是如果你不亲她，那你就不算男子汉！ If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 如果你赞美她，她会认为你只是在奉承她 If you don't, you are good for nothing 但要是你不赞美她，那你就一无是处了！ If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 如果你对她的话完全同意，那她就会 的像二五八万 If you don't, you are not understanding 要是你不同意，那就表示你根本不了解 If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫，你就一定是情场老手< ……
